Hollywood Gossip | Jessica Simpson is beginning to look like Angelyne

Jessica Simpson is beginning to look like Angelyne
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by: Cherry Liquor August 27, 2010
As a piece of weird and completely pointless trivia, I've met Angelyne in person. This was about ten years ago and even then she didn't look anything like the billboard chick that so many can recall as being the pink highlighted picture of plastic Los Angeles excess. She was shriveled, encased in an outfit that wouldn't have looked good on a 20 year old with the matching body and she talked like a babydoll, but she was nice enough and I did earn commission from selling her an air conditioner (hey, it paid the bills). So it's amusing to me that Jessica Simpson, who has been talking to magazines lately about how happy she is (code for having a new penis in her life) and that she finds it ridiculous that people have made her famous for having gained 10 pounds. I normally don't hate on the girl, but damn. I've never met 10 pounds that looked like this.

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Bellatrix
6:27PM on 08/30/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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I love her, and she wouldn't look that bad if she didn't try to fit into clothes that she wore when she was much thinner. If she just wore her right size and maybe combed her hair this wouldn't even be an issue. C'mon...
I love her, and she wouldn't look that bad if she didn't try to fit into clothes that she wore when she was much thinner. If she just wore her right size and maybe combed her hair this wouldn't even be an issue. C'mon Jess.

 
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morix
2:38AM on 08/29/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
- RE: the quote "code for having a new penis in her life"

I like how you went the classy route and used the word "life". I probably would have used a different word.
I like how you went the classy route and used the word "life". I probably would have used a different word.

 
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JimmyArrow
9:26AM on 08/28/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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I agree she used to be too thin but that is not healthy. She's barely recognizable!
I agree she used to be too thin but that is not healthy. She's barely recognizable!

 
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TBagNUrMom
2:49PM on 08/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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Too bad because like mbp713 said, she is pretty but the weight she's gained is not flattering at all. I'd still hit it though.
Too bad because like mbp713 said, she is pretty but the weight she's gained is not flattering at all. I'd still hit it though.

 
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razgriz21
2:42PM on 08/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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She is healthy and sexy.
She is healthy and sexy.

 
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mbp713
10:19AM on 08/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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Cause she's a gorgeous woman when she takes care of herself. I also prefer some meat on the bones but she's really let herself go, and to make it worse...she looks like she just rolled out of bed and through that on....
Cause she's a gorgeous woman when she takes care of herself. I also prefer some meat on the bones but she's really let herself go, and to make it worse...she looks like she just rolled out of bed and through that on. Maybe not trying to get into an outfit that is clearly too small would help....I want Jessica 1.0 back

 
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BDubs
10:15AM on 08/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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Damn Jessica, what the hell?!? Looks like she gained ten pounds in each arm. For those that say that a little extra weight is good, that is true, but only to a point...
Damn Jessica, what the hell?!? Looks like she gained ten pounds in each arm. For those that say that a little extra weight is good, that is true, but only to a point...